Bride's best friend of 17 years, soul sister, the Queen of cozy couch-therapy, Stepbrothers expert (you have to call her Dragon), keeper of my sanity and self-esteem, and expert advice-giver.

The "Let's go out tonight!" to my "I'll pass", co-star to many stories I will one day tell my children (when they're old enough), "Vibez" enforcer, surprise party connoisseur, and fierce supporter of me having a good time.

Can confidently say I would not be getting married if it weren't for this one, your most comfortable bra doesn't offer a fraction of the support Carlie does. The hype woman everyone needs. Also, the best PNC (partner in CRYING) a girl could ever hope for.

If I could pick who narrated my inner monologue/conscience, it would be Kailey. The human form of the best self-help book you've ever wanted to read. Master of whatever you throw at her. 99% Logic 1% Smart A**

Younger cousin turned built-in best friend and confidante, crocheting, football-loving, "we listen and we don't judge" giving, voice of reason. Most likely to sit on a porch together gossiping about each other's grandchildren.

Cleanser of auras and anger translator. If there was an apocalypse, I'd ally up with this one (high defense and gardening skills), expert of all things creative, RBF has nothing on REF (resting Emily face).

Little brother and aggressive supporter of the groom and OG fishing buddy, unsolicited advice giver, most likely to shed a tear during the ceremony. Licensed smart a**. (Has the coolest wife - pictured above, kudos.)

Little brother (buckle up, there's a bunch of brothers), best gym buddy and motivator (has never skipped leg day), voice of reason when needed. Avid supporter of the groom through thick and thin.

Big brother, conversation expert, human version of a search engine, fishing buddy. Lover of cats, sleeveless shirts, and giving the groom a hard time.

Little brother, fishing addict, most likely to pull an all-nighter on the water. (Has the most beautiful family, fiancé to the coolest and sweetest woman- pictured above)

Little brother, comedian, could fill three textbooks with his adventure stories. Most likely to know your second-cousin's brother-in-law. (Father to the cutest baby girl)

Oldest brother, collector of all things, most likely to own an antique shop, mega-nerd(!!!)